WWE Raw Results (12/17/12) – Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Date: December 17th, 2012

We are LIVE in: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Commentators: Michael Cole, JBL, Jerry Lawler
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An introduction video to the Slammy Awards plays.

Rey Mysterio comes out and heads to the ring alongside Sin Cara for a match.

His opponent, already in the ring, is Damien Sandow. Cody Rhodes is with him.

[Match 1]
[Singles Match]
[Rey Mysterio w/Sin Cara vs. Damien Sandow w/Cody Rhodes]

Bell sounds. They grapple. Sandow puts Rey in the corner and kicks him. Rey counters and runs the ropes. Sandow stops him and tosses him out of the ring. Sandow exits the ring and throws Rey head first into a turnbuckle post. He picks Rey up and tosses him in the ring. He covers for a one count. Sandow picks Rey up and hits a Russian leg sweep followed by the elbow of disdain for two. Sandow applies an arm lock submission. Rey gets up and punches Sandow, but Sandow shoves Rey into the turnbuckle and shoulder tackles him a few times. He sets Rey on the turnbuckle and climbs up with him. He goes for a superplex, but Rey counters witha headbutt that knocks him down. Rey jumps and hits a seated senton followed by a running head scissors. Sandow pushes Rey into the ropes and Rey with a running dropkick for two. Sandow gets up, kicks Rey in the gut and hits a swinging neckbreaker for two. Sandow puts Rey on his shoulder and Rey slips out of it with an arm drag. He dropkicks Sandow into the middle rope and hits the 619. He climbs the turnbuckle and hits Dropping The Dime for the three count.

[Winner via Pinfall: Rey Mysterio]
[Time: 03:11]

The first Slammy award starts. Smackdown General Manager Booker T comes out to introduce the nominees.

Booker T: It’s an honor to not only present the first Slammy, but the Slammy that was named after him: the “tell me I did not just see that” award. To be part of this you must download the WWE app. Join me by going to the App store and downloading it. Now for most shocking moment of the year, the nominees are…”

-Brad Maddox’s low blow to Ryback at Hell in a Cell.
-Sheamus pinning Daniel Bryan in 18 seconds at WrestleMania 28
-Kofi saving himself from being eliminated in the Royal Rumble by walking on his hands.
-CM Punk attacking The Rock and hitting him with the GTS at Raw 1000

Booker T: Wow. How was that for you?

The Boogeyman comes out! Booker T is stunned. He’s holding worms in his hands!

[Commercial]

Boogeyman is gone. Booker still looks stunned.

Booker T: I didn’t see that. Tell me I did not just see that! Ladies and gentlemen, the WWE Universe has spoken. And for the “tell me I did not just see that award…”

Brad Maddox comes out and stands next to Booker.

…Kofi Kingston!

Kingston comes out accepts the award from Booker. Maddox is still standing there awkwardly before leaving.

Kingston: Wow, hey man. I did not expect to win this award. Ever since I was young I wanted to win a Slammy, so thanks for making my dream come true. I will continue to do what I do best and that’s make you people say wow. Thank you!

Kingston leaves.

Kaitlyn and Divas Champion Eve are already in the ring for a match.

[Match 2]
[Singles Match]
[Kaitlyn vs. Eve]

Bell sounds and Kaitlyn tackles Eve. She throws punches at her until Eve rolls out of the ring. Kaitlyn exits the ring and beats on her at the barricade mercilessly. Kaitlyn tosses her back in the ring. Once she gets in Eve with a dropkick and a knee to the face. Eve smacks Kaitlyn’s head against the mat, whips her into the turnbuckle and stomps on her in the corner. Eve gets on the the turnbuckle and chokes Kaitlyn for a bit. Kaitlyn fights out of it, gets Eve on her shoulders and hits a gut buster for the three count.

[Winner via Pinfall: Kaitlyn]
[Time: 02:06]

The next award is up, and it’s “Comeback of the Year”

The New Age Outlaws Road Dogg and Billy Gunn come out and take the stage. Billy tries to go to the ring, but Dogg pulls him to the podium.

Road Dogg: Now then…ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all alges, WWE proudly brings to you its five time WWE tag team champions of the worrrrld, “The Road Dogg” Jesse James, “The Badass” Billy Gunn”…

Gunn doesn’t say his line.

Road Dogg: That’s your cue! Aw, forget it. You’ll probably do it wrong anyway.

Gunn shoves him aside.

Gunn: I got this.

He pauses. He looks like he’s about to say it, but doesn’t.

Gunn: The nominees for Comeback of the Year are…

-Brock Lesnar
-Chris Jericho
-DX
-Jerry Lawler

Vote now!

[Commercial]

Road Dogg: The universe has spoken. And the winner for Comeback of the Year is…Jerry “The King” Lawler!

Lawler runs over to the stage and accepts the award.

Lawler: I should not run like that, i’ll give myself another heart attack. Thank you so much. Thanks to everyone who appreciated my comeback as much as I did. Thank God. Thank you. It’s great to be back!

Lawler heads back to commentary. Kofi Kingston comes out for a match. Tensai is already in the ring.

[Match 3]
[Singles Match]
[Tensai vs. Kofi Kingston]

Bell sounds. Kingstown with a dropkick to Tensai. He jumps on him but Tensai knocks him down and drops elbows on his chest. He covers and gets a one count. Tensai with headbutts into the corner. Kingston is down. Tensai climbs up on the turnbuckle and hits a splash on Kingston for two. Tensai waits for Kingston to get up and goes for a running splash, but Kingston avoids it. Tensai hits the turnbuckle hard and Kingston hits Trouble in Paradise for the three count.

[Winner via Pinfall: Kofi Kingston]
[Time: 01:08]

As Kingston celebrates, Wade Barrett runs down and slips Kingston up. He pulls Kingston out of the ring, smacks him against the turnbuckle and connects with the Bullhammer. Barrett stands over Kingston for a moment before leaving.

Managing Supervisor of Raw Vickie Guerrero comes out to give away an award.

Vickie: EXCUSE ME! I an honored to give away the Slammy for Kiss of the Year. And the nominees are…

-AJ kissing Daniel Bryan
-AJ kissing Kane
-AJ kissing CM Punk
-AJ kissing John Cena

Vote now!

[Commercial]

Vickie: Before I announce the winner, I just wanna state for the record-EXCUSE ME! I just wanna state for the record that I would never want to be nominated for the award. Unlike AJ, I would never abuse my authority to romance others. Anyway, the winner is…AJ and John Cena!

AJ comes out and skips to the podium.

Vickie: AJ, before I hand you the Slammy I think you need to explain your actions to me, to Ziggler, and to the WWE Universe during his match with Cena last night.

AJ: I don’t owe anyone anything, Vickie. For the past year I cared a lot about what people thought about me. Including you. Including them. But not anymore.

Vickie: You know what? You’re nothing but a two bit piece of trash. Everyone knows it!

They argue with each other until Ziggler comes out and gets between them.

Ziggler: No no no no no! This is not happening.

AJ: You know what? That may have been kiss of the year, but that’s nothing compared to this.

AJ hops on Ziggler and proceeds to make out with him. Vickie screams and runs off. AJ finishes and skips away with her award while Ziggler looks shocked. He chases after her.

The Great Kahli comes out and heads to the ring with Natalya. He’s set for action next.

[Commercial]

Kahli’s opponent is David Otunga.

[Match 4]
[Singles Match]
[The Great Kahli w/Natalya Neidhart vs. David Otunga.]

Bell sounds. Otunga chops Kahli and Kahli clubs him in the head. He slams Otunga’s head into a turnbuckle and chops him on the chest hard. He puts him in another turnbuckle and hits another chop. Kahli goes for a boot, but Otunga avoids it and Kahli gets caught in the ropes. Otunga stomps on him while he’s down and pulls his leg against the bottom rope. Kahli gets up and smacks Otunga away with an elbow followed by a boot to the face. Kahli lands a clothesline followed by an overhead chop for the three count.

[Winner via Pinfall: The Great Kahli]
[Time: 01:54]

After the match Natalya dance in the ring.

Michael Cole says they have a very special guest presenting the next award.

Ric Flair’s voice is heard over an image of the Superstar of the Year nominees.

Ric Flair: And now it’s time for the Superstar of the Year!

-Sheamus
-John Cena
-Big Show
-CM Punk

[Commercial]

Justin Roberts: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back to the WWE, the presenter for WWE Superstar of the Year…”The Nature Boy” Ric Flair!

Ric Flair comes out and struts his way to the podium.

Flair: WOO! No wonder why I love Philadelphia. Good lord what a crowd! You guys are live as ever, man! Monday night Raw! And the Nature Boy is back in town! But I can’t tell anybody where i’m gonna be tonight because i’ll get in trouble. Maybe later on. Anyway, the award for Superstar of the Year in the WWE…oh my God, it’s my man JOHN CENA!

John Cena comes out and he and Flair hug before he accepts his award.

Cena: You were right, they’re a lively crowd here. Thank you for all the noise. Superstar of the Year embodies hustle, loyalty, and respect. The person who finally holds it needs to work harder than anyone else. And I also would like to recognize the loyalty of the WWE Universe. That is why, out of respect, the Superstar this year most certainly should be the greatest Superstar of all time. The two time Hall of Fame “Nature Boy” Ric Flair, it’s great to see you where you belong. This, my friend, belongs to you.

Cena gives the award to Flair and he leaves.

Flair: That guy’s too much, I don’t know why you don’t like-

WWE Champion comes out in crutches along with Heyman. He glares at Flair.

Punk: This is completely ridiculous on multiple levels. This doesn’t belong to you. You haven’;t even been here in the past calendar year, and giving this award to Cena is atrocious. This is his worst year ever. He lost to me multiple times, he lost last night, he cashed Money in the Bank and lost. He’s a loser just like these people and just like Flair. I had to hear Shawn Michaels say how much he wanted to be like you. I never wanted to be like you. I wanted to be like me. I’ve been the WWE Champion for 393 days. I’M the man, not you. WOO!

Flair: Did you want to know what time it is? The diamonds on this Rolex make it hard for me to see. We’re rock and rolling tonight and you can’t even walk. Even if you could, you have too much baggage weighing you down anyway, don’t you?. You’re right, I haven’t been here but I have been watching.

Punk: So you know i’ve had knee surgery, but even with one leg I could kick your ass. Let’s talk about baggage!

Flair: You talk about baggage as in my two Hall of Fame rings or my four ex-wives? I beat you to it, didn’t I?

Punk: I could beat you up just like I could beat everyone else up in Philly.

Flair: Philly? Should we handle this?

Flair takes his jacket off and marches down to the ring. Punk walks down to the ring while Flair struts and Heyman warns him not to do it.

[Commercial]

Punk is about to enter the ring. Flair bends the ropes inviting him to get in. He does so carefully. Punk then attacks Flair with his crutches! He mocks Flair’s strut and woo. He goes for another hit, but Flair with a poke to Punk’s eye. Heyman tries to stop him, but Flair takes him down and puts Heyman in the figure four leg lock submission! Heyman is tapping. Punk stands over Flair while Punk retreats. Flair grabs a microphone.

Flair: And I just came to have a good time. And I wanna say something. Jerry Lawler, I love you man. They ain’t getting rid of either one of us, brother. I told Vince McMahon that if I die I want to die here with a woman from Philadelphia. Good lord i’ve had more fun in this town than any man should have. And I got paid to perform in one of-

The Shield’s music plays. Ambrose, Rollins and Reigns come down to the ring from the crowd.

Flair: Come on out, boys!

[Commercial]

A brawl has started! Kane and Daniel Bryan have joined Flair in fighting The Shield. The Shield take them down one by one. When finish they head back in the ring and grab Flair. Reigns pulls the announce table apart. They take Flair out of the ring. They’re about to powerbomb him through the table when Ryback comes out! Ryback runs to ringside and tackles Ambrose down. He cleans house with Rollins and Reigns. Kane and Daniel Bryan join in. Ryback lifts Rollins up and gorilla press slams him onto the table. The Shield retreats into the crowd. Bryan, Kane, Ryback and Flair enter the ring. Flair shakes their hands and raise each other’s arms. Flair goes to leave, but Ryback stops him and he and Kane raise him up on their shoulders in celebration.

[Commercial]

Backstage, Flair, Kane and Bryan are still celebrating.

Kane: We finally got to The Shield! YES!

Bryan: NO!

Kane: YES!

Bryan: NO!

Flair: WOO

Kane: YES!

Bryan: NO!

Flair: WOO!

Kane: YES!

Bryan: NO!

Flair: WOO!

Ron Simmons walks over to them.

Simmons: ….DAMN!

Back at ringside, Clay is dancing before his match with JTG already at ringside.

[Match 5]
[Singles Match]
[Brodus Clay vs. JTG]

Bell sounds. JTG gets in the ring. Clay pounds him down and hits a belly to belly suplex. Brodus shoves him into the corner. JTG kicks him away, climbs the turnbuckle and hit a top rope neckbreaker for two. JTG with a headlock. Clay gets back up, clotheslines JTG twice and throws him in the corner for a body splash followed by a T-Bone suplex. He adds on a running headbutt followed by a running body splash for the three count.

[Winner via Pinfall: Brodus Clay]
[Time: 01:53]

Santino Marella and Tensai come out to present the “LOL Moment of the Year”

Santino comes out. Tensai join him, but he trips along the way. His head is bandaged with an ice pack. Santino is chuckling.

Santino: We are here to present the LOL moment of the year. Because us guys, we know all about the “HAHA”. Albert, it’s your turn to say something. Don’t worry i’ll pretend i’m you.

Santino mocks Tensai’s stance.

Santino: In Japanese, Tensai means Fat Albert!

Tensai glares at him.

Santino: That’s what it says on the teleprompter.

Tensai: There is no teleprompter!

Santino: …the nominees are…

-The Rock’s promos against Cena.
-The Team Hell No therapy segments
-Randy Orton throwing food on people during his backstage brawl with Alberto.
-Vickie Guerrero’s Elaine dance

Vote now!

[Commercial]

Santino: And the winner of the LOL Moment of the Year is…SON A MA GUN, THE ROCK! Ladies and gentlemen unfortunately The Rock could not be here to accept the award in person. I will accept it on his behalf, and if he doesn’t show up i’m going to keep it.

Bryan comes out and snatches the Slammy.

NO! NO! NO! This should be MY Slammy! NO! NO! NO!

Kane comes out and pulls Bryan back.

Sin Cara and Cody Rhodes are already in the ring for a match. Rey and Sandow are with them respectively.

[Match 6]
[Singles Match]
[Sin Cara w/Rey Mysterio vs. Cody Rhodes w/Damien Sandow]

Cody whips Cara into the ropes. Cara springboards into a back elbow. He grabs Cody’s wrist, runs up the turnbuckle and hits a top rope arm drag. Cody rolls out of the ring and Cara suicide dives onto him. Cara grabs Cody and tosses him into the ring. Cody punches Cara down on the way up and stomps on him while he’s down. Cody with a delayed forward suplex. Cody arm drags Cara and applies an arm lock submission. Cara gets out of it and Cody trips him back down into a cover for one. Cody punches Cara in the back of the head and whips him into the turnbuckle. With Cara down Cody presses his foot on Cara’s face. Cara rolls onto the apron. Cody goes after him and Cara with a kick to the head followed by a springboard missile dropkick. Cody shoves him into the ropes and Cara with a hurricarana. Cara waits for Cody to get up. He goes for a roll up, but Cody grabs him by the neck and hits CrossRhodes for the three count.

[Winner via Pinfall: Cody Rhodes]
[Time: 04:16]

Layla and Zack Ryder come out to present an award.

Layla: Social Media is such an amazing tool. It has allowed WWE to interact with the Universe 24/7. And when Smackdown and Raw are off the air, you can be that the latest trends are still coming in from the WWE Universe. Tonight we present the “Tending Now Hashtag of the Year”.

Ryder: Not only am I presenting, but i’m also a nominee. Let’s check them out.

-#FEEDMEMORE
-#PEOPLEPOWER
-#LITTLEJIMMY
-#WWWYKI

Vote now!

[Commercial]

Ryder: I’m serious, bro! We have a winner!

Layla: And the Slammy goes to…#FEEDMEMORE!

Ryder: Alright, well I guess i’m going to go to the back and give this to the big guy. Oh yeah, and WOO WOO WOO! YOU KNOW IT!

They leave.

World Champion Big Show comes out holding the giant chair he used to beat Sheamus at TLC. He walks down to the ring.

Show: And why does it not surprise me that i’m getting booed by you all? You think i’d be surprised that I didn’t get voted for Superstar of the Year. Every time you let me down. But i’m not upset because I am still the World Heavyweight Champion. Why are you booing? I said I would beat Sheamus and I did. What is it going to take to prove to you all? Ask Sheamus. When I bashed him with my Big Show chair-

“Boring” chants.

Show: That’s how you treat me, huh? Keep chanting that and i’ll sit here in this chair all night! You will not chant boring to me while-

Sheamus comes out and makes his way to the ring.

Sheamus: Relax big fella, i’m not here to fight you. I have no regrets about our match last night. It was a hell of a fight. We beat the crap out of each other. It was probably one of the most physical and painful matches of my life. I can still feel the chair shots. Here’s the thing. Last night you were the better man.

Show: Excuse me? What?

Sheamus: I’m not afraid to say it. You beat me fair and square even with that giant chair. So I came out here to congratulate you and shake your hand.

Show: You’re serious? That’s a lovely gesture.

He and Sheamus shake hands. Sheamus goes to leave.

Show: Now get to the back of the line you potato eating Irish man. What made you think your pasty white self could ever-

Sheamus tackles Show and pummels him. He then grabs the big chair and smacks Show with it over and over and over again. Show tries to get up and Sheamus hits him with the Brogue Kick. He leaves the ring while Show is left unconscious.

Dolph Ziggler comes out with the Money in the Bank Briefcase! He goes to cash it in, but Cena runs down and clotheslines Ziggler. Ziggler rolls out of the ring. Cena exits the ring and smacks Ziggler into the barricade a few times. He leaves with Ziggler down and out. The referee never rang the bell, so Ziggler still has the contract.

Heath Slater, Jinder Mahal, and Drew McIntyre of 3MB come down to the ring for a six man tag match.

Ricardo Rodriguez announces Alberto Del Rio to the ring as their opponent.

His partner, The Miz, walks down to the ring. Their third partner is unknown.

[Commercial]

Ziggler is looking for Vickie backstage. He spots her.

Ziggler: What the hell, Vick? Did you see that? John Cena just cost me the WWE Championship. You’re the managing supervisory. Do something about that!

Vickie: I should be asking you what happened at TLC? And what was with AJ kissing you earlier?!

Vickie: TLC? I can ask you the same thing. What were you doing out there? Don’t you have a board of directors to answer to?

Vickie: I WAS DOING MY JOB! How did you get AJ to help you?

Ziggler: Help me? I didn’t ask her to help me. Besides. This? This relationship? It’s over. You know what, Vick? Your jealously is getting tired, old, and just plain ugly. Just like you.

Vickie: You want revenge on John Cena? I’ll give you the damn match. You’ll have AJ as your partner in a tag match. And his partner? Will be me!

Vickie storms off.

Miz and Del Rio are in the ring.

Miz: At TLC we surprised everyone with the Brooklyn Brawler as our tag team partner. But boy do we have a surprise for you, Philly. Our partner isn’t just awesome. He takes it to the Extreme! Ladies and gentlemen, the heart and soul of ECW: TOMMY DREAMER!

Tommy Dreamer comes out and heads to the ring with a kendo stick.

[Match 7]
[Six Man Tag]
[3MB vs. Miz, Del Rio and Tommy Dreamer]

Bell sounds. Drew and Del Rio start. They grapple. Drew keeps Del Rio in the corner and punches and kicks him down. Del Rio counters with kicks of his own followed by an inzigiri kick to the arm. Drew knocks him in the corner. Del Rio tags Dreamer in. Drew tags Slater in. Slater mocks him and pushes him. Dreamer does a little dance before punching him back and flapjacking him down. All six men enter the ring. Miz, Del Rio and Dream knock 3MB out of the ring. Del Rio suicide dives onto them. Dreamer climbs the turnbuckle and dives down on them from up top!

[Commercial]

Dreamer and Jinder are in the ring. Double clothesline. Dreamer tags Miz and Jinder tags Slater. Miz with two clotheslines and a back body drop to Slater. Slater leans at the turnbuckle and Miz with a running clothesline. Miz gets distracted allowing Slate to knock him off the apron. Jinder attacks him on the outside. Slater goes after Miz and slams him on the barricade. He tosses him back in the ring and covers for a one count. Slater whips Miz into the corner and tags Drew in. Drew with a suplex on Miz for one. Drew applies an arm lock submission. He whips Miz into the ropes and Miz with a sunset flip for two. Drew gets up and boots him in the face. Tag to Jinder. Jinder with a hip toss and a diving knee for two. Jinder applies a chin lock submission. Miz fights back and connects with a backbreaker/neckbreaker combo. Jinder rolls over to Slater and tags him in. Slater jumps on a hurt Miz and applies a guillotine choke submission. Miz gets to his feet and reaches for Dreamer, but Slater pushes him into the corner. Tag to Drew. Drew whips Miz into the ropes and boots him in the face. He stomps on Miz’s face a couple times, then throws him in the corner. The group teams up on him before Drew tags Slater back in. Slater chokes Miz out with the ropes, then starts dancing in the middle of the ring. Slater goes for a scoop slam, but Miz counters with a roll up for two. Miz tries to make the tag, but Slater grabs his leg and pulls him away.

Tag to Jinder. Jinder stomps on Miz and drops and elbow for two. Mahal drives a knee into the back of Miz’s neck and follows it up with more diving knees. Tag to Drew. Drew puts Miz on his shoulders and prances before press slamming him for a two count. Tag to Slater. Slater lands a kidney punch and covers Miz for two. Headlock submission applied. Slater gets some cheap shots on Del Rio and Dreamer. Miz manages to reach Del Rio for the tag. Clotheslines to Slater followed by a back body drop. Del Rio knocks Jinder off the apron and catches Slater with a kick to the head. He covers and it gets broken up my Jinder. Del Rio clotheslines Jinder out of the ring. He avoids Slater and hits him with an inzigiri to the arm. He goes for the Cross Arm Breaker submission, but stops himself and tags Dreamer in. Dreamer grabs Slater and plants him with the Dreamer DDT for the three count.

[Winners via Pinfall: The Miz, Alberto Del Rio, and Tommy Dreamer]
[Time: 14:09]

Sheamus comes out to present an award.

Sheamus: Before I get started I had to say that my attack on the Big Show had to be one of the most enjoyable moments of my life. Good ol’ Tommy Dreamer. Three years ago an Irishman who loves a fight and a good pint won Newcomer of the Year. Now that man is a three time World Champion. It’s great to see newcomers reach such great heights! But enough about me, let’s go to the nominees.

-Antonio Cesaro
-Brodus Clay
-Damien Sandow
-Ryback

Vote now!

[Commercial]

Sheamus: And the winner of the Slammy award for Newcomer of the Year is…RYBACK!

Ryback comes out to accept the award. He shakes hands with Sheamus.

Ryback: The late great Owen Hart used to say ‘enough is enough and it’s time for a change’. I am that change. FEED ME MORE! FEED ME MORE! FEED ME MORE!

Ryback makes his way to the ring for a match.

His opponent, United States champion Antonio Cesaro,

Cesaro: What a typical American election. Voting is rigged! Everybody knows that Antonio Cesaro is the true newcomer of the year! I am stronger than Ryback. I am smarter than Ryback. And unlike Ryback…I am a champion!

Cesaro enters the ring.

[Match 8]
[Singles Match]
[Antonio Cesaro vs. Ryback]

Bell sounds. Cesaro with an uppercut to Ryback. Ryback whips him into the ropes and hits a Thez press followed by head slams to the mat. He picks him up. Cesaro with a headbutt and Ryback punches him down. Ryback goes for a slam, but Cesaro slip away and uppercuts Ryback in the back of the head. Cesaro goes for a suplex, but Ryback counters with a delayed suplex of his own for a one count. Ryback shoulder tackles Cesaro into the corner, whips, and Cesaro with a boot to the face followed by a takedown. Cesaro grabs Ryback and goes for the Neutralizer, but Ryback counters with a back body drop and a spinebuster. Ryback waits for Cesaro to get up so he can hit the clotheslines, but Ryback rolls out of the ring and tries to leave with his title. Ryback exits the ring, lifts Cesaro up over his head and chucks him back into the ring. Cesaro rolls out the other side and walks away resulting in a count out victory for Ryback.

[Winner via Countout: Ryback]
[Time: 03: 14]

“Mean” Gene Okerland, Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat, and Jim Ross come out.

Gene: It is my honor to be here with my two friends to present the final award.

Steamboat: Ladies and gentlemen, I have won Match of the Year a couple times in my life, and I cherish each one.

Jim Ross: The nominees are…

-Undertaker vs. Triple H Hell in a Cell at WrestleMania 28
-Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena at Extreme Rules
-Big Show vs. Sheamus at Hell in a Cell
-The Rock vs. John Cena at WrestleMania 28

Vote now!

[Commercial]

Gene: And it’s time to announce our winner.

Steamboat: This year’s Slammy award winner for Best Match of the Year is…Undertaker versus Triple H!

Triple H comes out to accept the award and is sporting a new haircut.

Triple H: What’s ironic is that I won one of these in ’97 for Best Hair. You know, every now and then you get the opportunity to be-

“We Want Taker” chants.

Triple H: Every now and then you get to be a part of something that can only be described as “magic”. And at WrestleMania I got to be part of something that was truly magical. And to be in there with two guys I respect more than anybody, Shawn Michaels and the guy I quite literally consider to be the benchmark of what this business is about, The Undertaker. That night was a magical night I will never forget. It was an honor to be part of it and it was the end of an era. I’ll let you guys in on a little something-

“Thank You Hunter” chant.

Triple H: Let me just say this from the bottom of my hear. Thank you. And I mean that. I know there’s a million dollar question hanging in the air, and i’m going to answer that right now. You haven’t seen the last of The Undertaker. Thank you very much.

Triple H leaves.

Backstage, The Shield is beating up on Tommy Dreamer. They stomp down on him and slam him into walls.

Rollins: This it The Shield’s town, Tommy!

Ricardo yells at them to stop and The Shield beats him up as well. Official runs over and The Shield retreats leaving Tommy and Ricardo to be checked on.

Back at ringside, AJ comes down to the ring for a mixed tag match. She asks for a ladder to be set up in the ring. Ring crew puts a giant ladder in the ring and she starts climbing it to the top with a microphone in hand.

[Commercial]

AJ is still on top of the ladder.

AJ: Well i’m just full of surprises, aren’t I? All anyone keeps saying to me this whole day is why? Why would I do that to everyone’s favorite hero at TLC? I stopped at a gas station last night and people asked me why. A busboy in my hotel this morning asked me why. In fact an hour ago a couple divas stopped me in the hall and asked me why. But I think that was because I made out with Dolph Ziggler. But everyone is asking me why, and I thought it would be obvious. The reason why I knocked John Cena off that ladder at TLC-

Vickie Guerrero comes down to the ring.

Vickie: EXCUSE ME! Nobody cares about why you did it. All they care about is me kicking you butt all across this thing.

Vickie enters the ring. AJ climbs down the ladder and the two stare each other down.

AJ’s partner Dolph Ziggler comes down to the ring.

Vickie’s partner John Cena comes down next.

[Match 9]
[Mixed Tag Match]
[AJ & Dolph Ziggler vs. Vickie & John Cena]

Bell sounds. Cena and Ziggler start off. They circle each other. Cena goes for a grapple and Ziggler avoids it while taunting Cena. They grapple for real and Cena with a single leg takedown into a guillotine position. Ziggler counters with a hammerlock submission. Cena gets to his feet and drops Ziggler with a spinning powerbomb. Ziggler gets up and tags AJ in. AJ looks confused while AJ gives Cena a goofy grin. Tag to Vickie and Vickie tackles AJ down. Vickie and AJ rolls around punching and slamming each other’s heads. AJ rolls out of the ring and walks away. Ziggler meanwhile attacks Cena and tosses him back in the ring. Ziggler lands some blows to the neck area. Ziggler looks at Vickie and Vickie walks away in disgust. Cena gets up. Ziggler runs at Cena for a splash, but Cena avoids it. He grabs Ziggler and goes for Attitude Adjustment, but Ziggler counters with an implant DDT for two. Ziggler hits a ten count of elbows to the chest and waits for Cena to get up. Ziggler goes for a superkick, but Cena counters with the STF submission. Ziggler crawls to the ropes. AJ comes back to the ring along with a new guy named Big E Langston from NXT. Langston enters the ring and knocks Cena down with ease causing a disqualification.

[Winners: No Contest]
[Time: 04:26]

Langston grabs Cena and hits a front powerslam lift into a neckbreaker. He stands over an unconscious Cena while AJ skips around them and Ziggler watches. The show comes to an end.

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